Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Kofi Annan wants to pay me $200,000

Often I'm amazed by the sheer gall and nerve of spam. But occasionally in an altogether perverse twist of logic I find myself delighted. This one is simply brilliant. Who better than Kofi Annan himself to apologize and try to set right the crimes of those Nigerian Bank Spammers?

Oh, and he wants to keep it secret! We wouldn't want the spammers to find out about it!

From: "Mr. Kofi Annan"
Date: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:45:22 AM US/Pacific
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To: mrkofiannan57@yahoo.it

REF/PAYMENTS CODE:06654 $200,000 USD.

This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United
Nations To HSBC Bank of London to pay 150 Nigerian 419 scam victims
$200,000 USD (two Hundred Thousand Dollars) each. You are listed and
approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this
amount, get back to as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your
200,000 USD compensations funds.

On this faithful recommendations, want you to know that during the last
U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the rest
of the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various foreigners to
the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In
other to retain the good image of the country, the President of the
Country is now paying 150 victims of this operators $200,000 USD each in
accordance with the U.N. recommendations. Due to the corrupt and
inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be paid by
HSBC Bank of London as corresponding paying bank under funding assistance
by The Rabo Bank, London for funds remittance.

According to the number of applicants at hand, 114 Beneficiaries has been
paid, half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more
36 left to be paid the compensations of $200,000 USD each. Your
particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested in
Lagos, Nigeria as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby
warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason
what so ever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the
criminal. So keep it secret till they are all apprehended. Other victims
who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for
scrutiny and possible consideration.

You can receive your compensations payments via any of this options you
Choose, DRAFT/CHEQUE PAYMENTS, ATM CASH CARD. I shall feed you with
further modalities as soon as I hear from you my personal email is

Yours faithfully
Mr. Kofi Annan.



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