Finally! Some magnetic ribbons I can endorse!

from pomosideshow.com

Nothing says irony, like being literal. We would love it if you support us, the new magnetic ribbon industry. The purchase of this lovely doo-dad says that you're a smart and savvy person about the world. You know that the "Support Our Troops" ribbons are only selling so that some jerks can line their pockets. You also know that by pointing out the capitalistic undertones of the saber rattling jingoists, you might just wake up a few people that have child-like notions of mustachioed villains and courageous heroes vanquishing the villains with their moral superiority and candid prison photos.